lawyer, n.All

The Lawyer is pleading all the more just.

The Lawyer is one who hires out his words and his anger.

A Lawyer is the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there is a problem the lawyer is the only person who has read the inside of the top of the box.

The Lawyer is in those cases where he knows his client is guilty, by definition an accomplice: One associated with another in a crime, having guilty knowledge and complicity.

A Lawyer is good who knows what the law is, while the clever one takes the judge to lunch.

My wife is leaving me for being a terrible lawyerI couldn't defend myself

The Lawyer's power is in the uncertainty of the law.

A Lawyer is like a wagon-wheel in that both must be well greased.

A Lawyer is someone who takes a lot of your money for helping you to take a little of someone else's money.