consultant

light bulb joke

collective noun

is a person who borrows your watch and tells you what time it is, then walks off with the watch.

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch.

is someone who knows less about your business than you, but who gets more out of it by telling you what he knows than you do if you make it work the right way instead of doing what he tells you.

someone who knows less about your business than you, but who gets more out of it by telling you what he knows than you do if you make it work the right way instead of doing what he tells you.

is like a castrated bull, all he can do is advise.

I don't like to hire consultants. They're like castrated bulls - all they can do is advise.

is someone who works with a person with a very expensive watch who doesn't know what time it is.

A consultant's client is someone with a very expensive watch who doesn't know what time it is.

is a guy who knows 49 different ways to make love, but doesn't have a girl friend

Allan D. Fisher. AMERICAN HUMORS BEST ONE AND TWO LINERS

is a person who can tell you more about something than you really care to know

is a man hired by an executive who is too tenderhearted to fire his own employees.

An efficiency expert is a man hired by an executive who is too tenderhearted to fire his own employees.

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