redneck, n.All

A Redneck is one who carries a fishing pole into Sea World.

Redneck is a popular term for a rustic male, but rarely employed when addressing one in person.

How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the jaw

Where does a cracker meet his future wife?Family reunion

Why do drivers education classes in redneck schools only use the car on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it

A Redneck is a group where the most common last words are: Hey, y'all, watch this!

Redneck is a specimen of humanity typically encountered by urban motorists arrested for obscure reasons along sweltering country highways.

A Redneck is one who owns a home with wheels on it and several cars without.

A Redneck is someone who has to remove a toothpick for their wedding pictures.

A Redneck is one who cuts one's grass and finds a car.

Redneck is simply defined as a glorious absence of sophistication. It doesn't matter how much money you have or don't have.