cremation, n.All

Cremation is giving up any chance of taking part in a future Zombie apocalypse

Adolf Hitler's remains were exhumed in the 1970s and incinerated. The ashes were flushed into the city's sewage system

The Pringles inventor had his ashes stored in a Pringles can after he died.

Cremation is zombie flambee.

Cremation is the fairly common practice of flame-broiling the deceased.

Cremation is, in contrast to the big, thick granite stone with one's name carved into with a chisel, like one is trying to cover up a crime and make it as if the whole thing never happened.

When a very obese person is cremated, special measures are taken to reduce the risk of a " grease fire. ".

Cremation is a waste of energy.

Cremation is thinking outside the box.

Cremation is a dose of hellfire with or without damnation.

Cremation is the process by which the cold meats of humanity are warmed over.