obesity, n.All

Obesity is when you look like you've been poured into your clothes and had forgotten to say when.

Obesity is tasty.

If snow is made of water and water has no calories, then how come snowmen are fat?

Obesity is subsumed by the truism that fat men are usually good-natured because good-natured men are usually fat.

Obesity is surplus gone to waist.

Obesity is the commonest form of malnutrition in the western world.

Obesity is dangerous. As they say: Larger the belt, shorter the life.

William Taft is the heaviest of U.S. Presidents at 329lbs

If bars can say no to drunk people, why won't McDonalds say no to fat people?

Just had a look at the statistics on female obesityAwful figures

Obesity is not a moral problem. It's an oral problem.

Obesity is fitness for large people.