doughnut, n.All

Policemen are said to like donuts because in the 1950's, donut shops were some of the first food businesses commonly open late at night.

A Doughnut is just an excuse to eat cake in the morning

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?Doughnuts

A Doughnut is a mini life-preserver for hungry people.

What did the blonde say when she saw Cheerios?Donut seeds

A Doughnut is a sluttly bagel.

A Doughnut is the gay flamboyant cousin of the bagel

A Doughnut is pure justice in edible form.

A Doughnut is just a bagel that is in a great mood.

Canada has more doughnut shops per capita than any other country

The smell of doughnuts can increase blood flow to the genitals and stimulate an erect penis.

A Doughnut is a candy bagel.

What treat do they serve in prison?Jail-y doughnuts

A Doughnut is like a cross between a pancake and a bagel.