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Me: "How much for the baby dragon?"Pet store clerk: "Sir, that's a lizard."

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The Dragon is just a wizard dinosaur.

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The Dragon is the only animal besides humans that eats its food cooked.

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When did the dragon’s meal get interrupted?Around mid-knight

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The Dragon is given to hoarding treasure only in order to attract adventurers to eat.