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What does Dracula do best?Count
What does Dracula do best?Count
What does Dracula wear on cold winter days?His fang-ora sweater
What is Dracula's favorite fruit?A nectarine
Where does Dracula brush his teeth?In the bat-room like everyone else, silly
Dracula is a smart cookie. He had it right; sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a hundred bats to avoid social interactions.
Where does Dracula keep his valuables?In a blood bank
Dracula means "son of the Dragon".
Which building does Dracula visit in New York?The Vampire State Building. 23