duct tape, n.All

How is Duct tape like the Force?It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together

Why is The Force like duct tapeIt has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the galaxy together

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Duct tape is like 'The Force.' It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Why did the duck use duct tape?Because he was quacked

A group of bullies once duct taped me to a wall. Another kid came by and tried to stop them. Let's just say he stuck by my side.

Duct tape is a babysitters best friend.

Duct tape is a stuff that can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.