Has anyone else noticed that mirrors look really sexy?
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What's the difference between God and a Doctor?God knows he's not a Doctor
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Egotism is an internally-generated anesthetic which enables a conceited person to live painlessly with himself.
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Egotism is that quality which causes a person to think he's in the groove when he's actually in a rut.
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