snob, n.All

A Snob is one for whom happiness consists of being asked everywhere and going nowhere.

If you think I’m pretentious, you should try talking to my sommelier.

What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?A con descending

The Snob is one who gets the wrong slant on people by looking down from their family tree.

The Snob is one who doesn't want to know anyone except those who don't want to know them.

The Snob is one who is in favor of equality, but only with the right people.

The Snob is never all that annoying when they like us.

A Snob is anybody who takes a small part of you and uses that to come to a complete vision of who you are.

A Snob is a man standing on a ladder, licking the feet of the man above, and stepping on the hands of the man below.

The Snob is one who regards himself as the equal of his superiors, and the superior of his equals.