executive, n.All

An Executive's chief function is to keep those who really do the work from doing it in peace.

An Executive is a fellow who can take as long as he wants to make a snap decision.

An Executive is a man who talks to the visitors while others are doing the work.

Chairman: "Let's take a vote.All against raise their hands and say 'I resign'.".

An Executive is an officer of the government, whose duty it is to enforce the wishes of the legislative power until such time as the judicial department shall be pleased to pronounce them invalid and of no effect.

An Executive is one who can make decisions quickly - and sometimes correctly.

An Executive is judged by the company he keeps - solvent.

An Executive is one who always has time to listen to his employee's problems, and then add to them

An Executive is one who hires others to do what he is hired to do.