getting old, n.All

Getting old is having to scroll down further when selecting 'year of birth' online.

What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier they are to pick up

How can you tell that you're getting old?You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you

Getting old is when your favorite form of recreation is just staying in whatever position you're already in.

Getting old is nothing to complain about — the only alternative is worse.