middle age, n.All

Middle age is endowed with the idea of the power of hoping through everything, the knowledge that the soul survives its adventures.

Middle age is when one reaches the other side of so many things that were once in the future.

Middle age is no fun because you have to set a good example for the kids.

Me in my 20's: "Dresses like I'm on the catwalk."Me in my 30's: "dresses like I walk cats."

Middle age is when a man is warned to slow down by a doctor instead of a policeman.

Middle age is an age when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.

Middle age is a sort that suspects everything, while the old believe everything, and the young know everything.

Middle age is when you don't care where you go, as long as you're home by eight-thirty.