glove, n.All

I invented glovesOk, maybe not 'invented', but I did have a hand in it

A Glove is something you keep one hand warm with while looking for its mate.

Mickey, Donald, Pinocchio & other early Disney characters wear gloves is because it was easier to animate them.

Did you hear about the guy with 5 dicks?His pants fit him like a glove

Glove is overrated ---- it's cheaper to grow skin than buy it (i.e. develop callouses through hard work)

A Glove is finger pants

A Glove is a hand sock

A Glove is a very literal looking hand puppet.