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A Gourmet is one for whom the correct preparation and consumption of a cheese souffte has assumed the combined importance of art, science, and Holy Communion.
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A Gourmet is anyone who, when you fail to finish something strange and revolting, remarks that it's an acquired taste and that you're leaving the best part.
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The Gourmet is one for whom a complete lack of caution is a true sign. He has no need for it, being filled as he is with a God-given and intelligently self-cultivated sense of gastronomical freedom.
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