fancy restaurant, n.All

Waitress: 'Do you have any questions about the menu?"Me: 'Yes, What kind of font is this?'

Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of breadThat's not a miracle. That's tapas

A Fancy restaurant is a restaurant that serves cold soup on purpose.

The Fancy restaurant is silly — if you wanted a picture, buy a painting.

So, what's the smoothest way to tell your dinner date that she has to get something of equal or lesser value?

A Fancy restaurant is a place where, if you can't pronounce it, you probably can't afford it.