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Why do they have fences around graveyards?Because everyone is dying to get in
Why do they have fences around graveyards?Because everyone is dying to get in
A cemetery and a graveyard are not the same. A graveyard is on church grounds next to the churchyard
A Graveyard is a place where great respect is paid to death by people that do not respect life.
The Graveyard is so many white sails of boats anchored in a busy harbor, sails that would never again be filled with wind, sails that, too long unused and heavily drooping, have been turned into stone just as they were, with the boats' anchors having been thrust so deeply into the dark earth that they could never again be raised.

Why do graveyards have gates?Because people are dying to get in