tombstone, n.All

A Tombstone is death's bookmark.

The Tombstone is the only thing that can stand upright and lie on its face at the same time.

A Tombstone is able to stand upright and lie on its face at the same time.

Did you hear about the man who misspelled a name on a headstone?He made a grave mistake

Tombstone is the only thing that has a good word for a man when he's down.

The Tombstone is an awful liar.

The Tombstone is a storage locker for names people are done using.

A Tombstone is a liar — if they told the truth, everybody would wish to be cremated.

The Tombstone is about the only thing that can stand upright and lie on its face at the same time.