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I just checked the height/weight chart at the gymApparently I'm four inches too short
I just checked the height/weight chart at the gymApparently I'm four inches too short


Free weights at a gym can have 362 times more bacteria than a toilet seat.


A Gym is a business that ought to offer a membership package where you pay for everyday that you don't go.
The Gym is a curious phenomenon, filled with machines invented to replicate the back-breaking manual labour the industrial revolution relieved us of.
The Gym is a place that would sound just like an angry kindergarten to a telapath: lots of people straining hard to count to a relatively low number.
I'd go to the gym more often, but I can never find a parking space near the front door.