housework, n.All

Housework is, these days, often little more than sweeping the room with a glance.

Housework is unnecessary, for after the first four years, the dust doesn't get any worse.

Housework is one thing there's no catching up with. You go to bed at night with everything done, but while you're sleeping the sheets are getting wrinkled, dust is settling and stomachs are getting empty.

My wife complained that I never lift a finger around the houseSo I did: the middle one

Housework is, in a house with children, like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

Housework is awful because you make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later, you have to start all over again.

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counterproductivity.

Housework can kill you if done right.

A clean house is the sign of a broken computer

Housework is best when shared by husband and wife. There is no record of any man being shot by his wife while he was washing dishes.

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life