Help is rarely appreciated — stop one from digging his grave and he will hit you over the head with a shovel.
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Help is difficult to come by — when it comes to helping you, most people stop at nothing.
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Mayday comes from the French "m'aidez" meaning "help me"
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A: Can you help me out?B: Sure. Which way did you come in?
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Help is not always helpful — assistance given when it is not required, is as bad as an injury.
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The distress signal " S.O.S. " doesn·t actually stand for anything.
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One acre of hemp can produce as much paper (including toilet paper!) as four acres of trees.
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