rabies, n.All

Rabies is a disease made up by raccoons so we won''t try to cuddle with their cute little selves

Why did the baseball player have to be treated for rabies?He was around bats all the time

Rabies can cause men to ejaculate 20-30 times a day uncontrollably.

Rabies is a bitch --- by the time you show the symptoms of having it, it's already too late. It can also be dormant for a year before you show those symptoms.

In Switzerland rabies was virtually eliminated after scientists placed chicken heads laced with live attenuated vaccine in the Swiss Alps, which the foxes (the main carriers of the virus) ate and therefore immunized themselves.