Skip to content
Definition.com

Horse racing is highly risky. Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.

Definition.com

Horse racing is an unwise gamble. The only man who makes money following the horses is one who does it with a broom and shovel.

Definition.com

Horse racing is a bad investment, for no horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

Definition.com

Horse racing is a bad investment. To own a racehorse is the equivalent of burning a yacht on the front lawn every year.

One-Liner.com

Confucius say ... girl who sit on jockey man's lap get hot tip

One-Liner.com

My wife left me over my horse racing obsession, and she took our daughter with herAnd they're off!

Trivia.com

Queen Elizabeth has won more than $9.4 million on horse betting and is also the 11th most successful owner of racing horses.

Definition.com

Horse racing is a form of gambling where having a good day at the track usually means you didn't go.

Definition.com

Horse racing is senseless for the bettor: the jockeys get the ride, the horses get the exercise, the bookmakers get the money, and the bettor get the headaches.

One-Liner.com

How come you're so lucky at cards yet so unlucky at the horses?I don't get to shuffle the horses

Definition.com

Horse racing is a bad investment. Owning a racehorse is probably the most expensive way of getting on to a racecourse for nothing.

See also
.com