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is highly risky. Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.

Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.

is a bad investment. Owning a racehorse is probably the most expensive way of getting on to a racecourse for nothing.

Owning a racehorse is probably the most expensive way of getting on to a racecourse for nothing.

is a bad investment. To own a racehorse is the equivalent of burning a yacht on the front lawn every year.

To own a racehorse is the equivalent of burning a yacht on the front lawn every year.

is a sport in which a single racehorse takes thousands of people for a ride at the same time.

A racehorse is the only animal that can take thousands of people for a ride at the same time.

is a bad investment, for no horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

is an unwise gamble. The only man who makes money following the horses is one who does it with a broom and shovel.

The only man who makes money following the horses is one who does it with a broom and shovel.

is a form of gambling where having a good day at the track usually means you didn't go.

I had a good day at the races. I didn't go.

is senseless for the bettor: the jockeys get the ride, the horses get the exercise, the bookmakers get the money, and the bettor get the headaches.

HORSE RACE Horseplaying makes no sense: the jockeys get the ride, the horses get the exercise, the bookmakers get the money, and the horseplayers get the headaches

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