invisibility, n.All

What is invisible and smells like carrots?Rabbit farts

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Invisibility is a superpower which would consist mostly of seeing it when your friends, co-workers, and family are talking shit about you.

How are farts like ninjas?If you see one, something has gone terribly wrong.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?He just couldn’t see himself doing it

Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 who says he's invisibleWell, please tell him I can't see him right now.

Invisibility is no super power, it's the state of affairs for those without power.

Invisibility is license to not care