jedi, n.All

The wife just asked, "What's that pile of clothes doing on the bathroom floor?"I went with, "It's a dead Jedi."

The Jedi is a space samurai

What do you call a Jedi who loves tacos?Obi-Juan Kenobi

The Jedi is a space Shaolin Monk

What do you call a Jedi who just don't got it?Obi-Wannabe

The Jedi is a space wizard

What is a jedi's favorite toyA yo-yoda

What do you call a nervous Jedi?Panickin' Skywalker

When does a woman becomes a jedi?When she's good and Reydy

What do you call a Jedi in denial?Obi-Wan Cannot Be