lightsaber, n.All

The Lightsaber is a kendo sword (shinai), only plasma

What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?A Sith-Kabob

Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon instead of a Lightsaber?Obi Wan Baloney

A Lightsaber is the compact travel umbrella of space swords

The sound of the lightsaber is a combination of the sound of an idle film projector and the buzz from an old TV set.

A Lightsaber is the sword version of a high-tech flamethrower