kitten, n.All

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?She had mittens

A Kitten is a rosebud in the garden of the animal kingdom.

A Kitten is so flexible that she is double... the hind parts are equivalent to another kitten with which the forepart plays. She does not discover that her tail belongs to her until you tread on it.

A Kitten is a cat puppy

I bought a cat"You've got to be kitten me"

The Kitten is an animal that will ask more questions than any five year old.

The Kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever and generally stopping before it gets there.