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is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever and generally stopping before it gets there.

A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever and generally stopping before it gets there. Agnes Repplier

is so flexible that she is double... the hind parts are equivalent to another kitten with which the forepart plays. She does not discover that her tail belongs to her until you tread on it.

A KITTEN IS SO FLEXIBLE THAT SHE IS ALMOST DOUBLE... THE HIND PARTS ARE EQUIVALENT TO ANOTHER KITTEN WITH WHICH THE FOREPART PLAYS. SHE DOES NOT DISCOVER THAT HER TAIL BELONGS TO HER UNTIL YOU TREAD ON IT. A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double... the hind parts are equivalent to another kitten with which the forepart plays. She does not discover that her tail belongs to her until you tread on it. Henry David Thoreau

is an animal that will ask more questions than any five year old.

An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five year old.

is a rosebud in the garden of the animal kingdom.

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