law school, n.All

Law school is a device for saddling high-minded, young thoroughbreds with enough intellectual baggage and debt that they are content to live out their remaining days as low-riding company mules.

Law school is a place for the accumulation of learning — first-year students bring some in and since third-year students take none away, it accumulates.

Law professor: "You're currently failing your ethics class."Me: [slides a $20 across the desk] "How about now?"