divorce lawyer, n.All

The Divorce lawyer is no more comfortable with a friendly divorce than a good mortician would be if, after he finished his job, the patient were to sit up on the table.

A Divorce lawyer is someone who referees the fight and ends up with the purse.

A Divorce lawyer is God's way to tell you to stay single.

A Divorce lawyer is no more happy with a good divorce than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

A Divorce lawyer is someone who attempts to split hairs in an attempt to split heirs.