concert, n.All

The Concert is never real music, you have to give up the idea of hearing in them all the most beautiful things of art.

The Concert is the overture to a collective fit of coughing.

A Concert is a polite form of self induced torture.

In 2009, the rapper Coolio attempted to stage dive, but nobody in the crowd caught him. Instead, they beat him up and stole his shoes and jewellery

A Concert is an event where a musician often finds himself playing accompaniments to conversation.

The Concert is not always ok. For example, a concert for strings in G minor is ok, but a concert for minors in G-strings is not ok.

A Concert is where people's conversations are constantly being interrupted by music.

Elvis is known for never performing encores, hence the phrase 'Elvis has left the building.'

A Concert is onstage talent playing to a chorus of coughs.

A Concert is a performance during which all the musicians play, but only part of the audience talks CONCLUSION A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.

Pink Floyd played a show in London in 1971 that was so loud it killed all the fish in a lake 100 yards away

Over 100 marijuana plants sprouted on the Anaheim Stadium playing field in 1976 after The Who played a concert there.

What concert costs just 45 cents?50 Cent featuring Nickelback