lipstick, n.All

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?Put it on my bill.

Lipstick sometimes contains fish scales

Lipstick is like wearing a cape

The average woman consumes 6 lbs of lipstick in her lifetime.

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Lipstick is like a pushup bra for your lips

In 1770 the British Parliament passed a law condemning lipstick stating that any woman found guilty of seducing a man into matrimony by a cosmetic means would be tried for witchcraft.

Lipstick is instant glamour.

Lipstick is essentially for the lips to imitate the labia minora

Lipstick is ingested at an average of 6 pounds over the course of a lifetime

When I masturbate in front of a mirror, I always wear a wig and lipstick . .ya know, so it doesn't get weird

Lipstick is not sexy. It is power.

Lipstick is just a fancy word for smile slime

Lipstick makes for a good target.

Lipstick is just Lip Balm that didn't get enough attention as a child.