martini, n.All

A Martini is like a long-awaited kiss; delicious, shocking, and it often leads to trouble.

A Martini is like a kiss - you can't save it in the refrigerator. Dale DeGroff, 2018

A Martini is an olive with an alcohol rub.

A Martini is like religion. There are lots of them, everyone believes theirs right.

A Martini is like a slushie

The Martini is like the #Elysium of drinks: so much hype prior, pretty bland during, leaves you feeling dizzy afterwards.

A Martini is like Gatorade for the sport of yelling.

A Martini is a drink that says I'm classy but I don't fuck around

A Martini is gin combined with dry vermouth. With sweet vermouth it’s a Manhattan.