gin, n.All

Gin is like an antique store

Gin is like bugspray

Gin is like a fortune cookie that says "YOU WILL VOICE LOUD AND UNINFORMED OPINIONS ABOUT PERU" every time you open it.

Gin is like a boy - moody, difficult, etc. So just be patient. GIN should come around.

Gin is like aftershave

Gin is like an air freshener

Gin & Tonic originated in India to make quinine, a traditional cure for malaria more palatable for the British army stationed in the region.

Gin is like all the pretty flowers in the world trying to kill you

Gin is British tequila