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Matrimony is a matter of ups and downs: keeping appearances up and expenses down.

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Matrimony is a process that turns a woman from an attraction into a distraction.

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Matrimony is an institution where a woman changes her ways, and a man his woes.

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Matrimony is a partnership in which many a woman who starts out as the better half ends up as the whole works.

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Matrimony is a trap devised to make men think they are getting what they want when they are really getting what they deserve.

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Matrimony is a match that often catches fire by friction with a mother-in-law.

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Matrimony is a popular form of disagreement where the husband thinks the wife should spend less, and the wife thinks the husband should earn more.

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Matrimony is a knot tied by a preacher, untied by a lawyer.