mistress, n.All

All Jupiter's moons are named after the god's many mistresses, but Juno, the space probe sent to orbit and monitor Jupiter, is named after his wife

A Mistress is what goes between a mister and a mattress.

Confucius say ... man’s wife the better half, mistress the better hole

A Mistress's respect and love some married men may hold without the non-transferable license in the bottom of a trunk.

A Mistress is a female who has rights, as distinguished from a married woman, who has duties.

A Mistress is to a wife simply the difference between day and night.

A Mistress is like a book; if you pore upon them too much, they doze you and make you unfit for company; but if used discreetly, you are the fitter for conversation by em.

A Mistress is something between a mister and a mattress.