wife, n.All

A Wife is one who lasts only for the length of the marriage while an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

I have a lot of respect for women who can juggle work, and kids, and a husband . . . and a chainsaw

A Wife is one of the best hearing AIDS a man can have.

The Wife is where one can always see a fellow's weak point.

Sometimes I wake up grumpyother times I let her sleep

I've often wanted to drown my troubles . . .but I can't get my wife to go swimming

My wife wanted a puppy, But I didn'tSo we compromised and got a puppy

A Wife is one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.

The Wife is such that many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

The Wife is a young man's mistress, a companion for middle age, and an old man's nurse.

The Wife is one who wields more power over a man than the state.

A Wife is one's bitter half.