teacher, n.All

What did the vampire say to the teacher?See you next period

What’s the worst thing about ancient history class?The teacher tends to Babylon

The Teacher is best when adopting the role of facilitator, not content provider.

The Teacher is, as a member of the community, there to select the influences which shall affect the child and to assist him in properly responding to these influences.

What’s a teacher’s favorite nation?Explanation

The Teacher is deserving of more honor than one's father, for one's father gives one life in this world, while one's teacher instructs one in wisdom, secures for one life in the world to come.

The Teacher is often wrongheadedly demanded to give us what we crave... he does not give us 'reality', but rather, through coaxing, comforting, and encouragement, gives us gratification and sensation.

A Teacher is a person who never says anything once.

A Teacher is, in the right sense, a learner, a fellow student.

The Teacher is like the candle which lights others in consuming itself.

A Teacher is one who affects eternity... no one can tell where his influence stops.