mugger, n.All

A Mugger is a benevolent citizen of the streets who frequently spares the lives of total strangers in exchange for any cash and valuables in their possession.

Why did the coffee file a police report?It got mugged

Why was the tea bag at the police stationShe was mugged in broad daylight

Why did the coffee file a police reportBecause it was mugged

I ran three miles todayFinally, I said, 'Lady, take your purse.'