music theory, n.All

Why was the guitar teacher arrestedFor fingering A minor

How do you tune a fish?With its scales

What do you get when you throw a piano down a cave?A Flat Minor

Why did the chedder make a bad musicianHe was always sharp

What is the keynote of good manners?B natural

Do you know why Mozart was destined to be a child prodigy?Yeah, all his early pieces were in A sharp minor

Confucius say ... man who push piano down mine shaft, likely to get A flat minor