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What is a necktie’s favorite Shakespearean quote?“To be or knot to be.”
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Why did the tailor shred all the neckwear after splitting with his business partnerHis partner told him he wanted to sever all ties
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Did you hear about the 2 silk worms in a race?It ended in a tie
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What did the cactus wear to his job interview?A cactie
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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?A boo-tie
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Why don't neckties have any practical function?They just do knot.
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