semen, n.All

Semen is quite literally gender fluid.

What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

Hens store the male's semen after mating and periodically release portions of it for a few weeks to fertilize multiple eggs. If they mate with a male they don't like, they expel the whole thing and produce infertile eggs.

What do Lifesavers do that a man can't?Come in eight flavors

Caffeine will caffeinate your semen.

Oral sex may help prevent miscarriages. The more "familiar" a woman is with her partner's semen, the more likely her uterus is to accept it.