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We start to die at age 25, when number of new cells in the body is less than dying cells
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You're more likely to die around 11 a.m. than at any other time during the day.
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Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?He pastaway
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?He pasta way
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Dying is the moment when we realize that we ought to have lived for the sake of eternity.
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Dying is the great reconcilerm and when it has come, it is never our tenderness that we repent of, but our severity.