elf, n.All

What do elves surf on?Micro-waves

Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year?It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission

What did the elves say when the reindeer refused to help make the Christmas goodies?“We’ll do it ours-elves”.

What do elves like to eat?Elf-elfa sprouts

An Elf is a pointy-eared supernatural being glorified in ballads and folklore from across the world, but which during the holidays are reduced to the status of factory laborers in service of a pathologically jolly manufacturing magnate.

What’s another name for Santa’s elves?Subordinate Clauses

What do the elves listen to while they work?Gift rap music

What do elves learn in school?The elf-abet

How do Santa’s elves get over the fence into the reindeer pen?They do the North Pole Vault