hen, n.All

The Hen is the only animal in Nature that can lay around and make money.

Eggs are easy work for hens --- they lay around 228 a year

Hens store the male's semen after mating and periodically release portions of it for a few weeks to fertilize multiple eggs. If they mate with a male they don't like, they expel the whole thing and produce infertile eggs.

A Hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.

What does an evil hen lay?Deviled eggs

A Hen is the patron saint of anorexics.