smoothie, n.All

A Smoothie is a drinkable apology to your body for what you put it through last night

A Smoothie is a pre-chewed salad.

A Smoothie is one of the least smooth drinks compared to what we drink on a regular basis.

A Smoothie is a cold, strained soup.

A Smoothie is a salad you can drink with a straw.

What's a cow's favorite drink?A s-moooo-thie

A Smoothie is a drinkable fruit salad

A Smoothie is a hipster milkshake.

A Smoothie is fruit-based gazpacho.