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How is a spouse like a laxative?They both irritate the crap out of you
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The Spouse is necessarily biased — the woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband, is unworthy of the name of wife
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A Spouse is technically an ex boyfriend/girlfriend. They just got promoted, not fired.
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Spouse is a black box to outsiders. You can never be sure of what has passed between husband and wife or lover and mistress.
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