toilet, n.All

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?That thing hurts!

A Toilet is a chair that doesn't judge you for pooping on it.

Toilets use up a lot of water --- American use 5.7 billion gallons per day from toilet flushes

A Toilet is a stargate

The Toilet is like the harp, essentially a solo instrument.

A Toilet is a poop jacuzzi

A Toilet is a self cleaning litter box for humans

Toilets are big water users --- they use 35% of indoor water use

A third of Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it

A Toilet is a poop hoop you slam dunk in.

The flushable toilet is not new --- they were in use in ancient Rome

A Toilet is a chair with low self esteem.

I just saw a sign that made me shit myself"toilet closed"

A Toilet is a big hungry chair